No. I am not panicking about the Cowboys.

BUT that is definitely why I didn’t want to write this past week.

That team just breaks my heart. I still have 3 easy picks, even though I am a sad Cowboy.

3-4 gave us a -1.85 Units. It is what it is, but I have some insight that people may not think of to get an easy win. Oh yeah, The Blog’s total is now…

+7.3 Units (+9.81 Lifetime)

No Daily double, but I do have some smart moves. Stay sharp.

Also, the fact that there are only 3 games in the late afternoon slot is fucking bullshit. Cowboys/Cards and Bears/Chiefs are blow outs. Seahawks/Panthers will be good but boring. Fuck that. Fix it, NFL.

Check out all of my plays on my Action Network mobile page! I’m getting greasy and doing a 7 team round robin this week. Can lose a lot of cash or win a lot, let’s see how it goes.

Atlanta Falcons @ Jacksonville Jaguars 8:30 am CST
(Jaguars -3.5, O/U 43.5)

First things first the fact that this game is going to be animated as a live action toy story image is absolutely electric

The NFL knows that I’m order to find the most success in entertainment is to catch the attention of the youth.  Children are the future and if you get them bought in your revenue is going to sky rocket.

When they become adults, they’ll hVe their children watch and enjoy the game if football in order to feel that nostalgia through their own kids, and so on so forth.

With that being said, how will the NFL get these kids attention today?

Points. Lots of em.

Big plays left and right. Defensive penalties up the wazoo to keep drives alive. Kids won’t like punts. Kids want to see big runs and long passes so they can look at the screen and say “wooooaaahhh”

Book it. Over.

Jaguars/Falcons OVER 43.5 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

Denver Broncos @ Chicago Bears 12:00 pm CST
(Broncos -3.5, O/U 46.5)

Both teams are shit. I’m fully convinced that Sean Payton hates Wilson so much that he wants to bench him, and tank for Caleb Williams.

The Bears area “Hired a criminal” bad. They are “pick number 1 and 2” bad. And they’ll still find a way to screw it up.

But since both defenses are so shit, I’m going back ti the well. Soldier Field OVERS

They haven’t been bad this year. They give up so many points normally their opponent gets the over themselves.

Another over this fine morning

Bears/Broncos OVER 46.5 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

New England Patriots @ Dallas Cowboys 3:45 pm CST
(Cowboys -6.5, O/U 43.5)

Last week was a heartbreaker

My wife didn’t want to speak to me during the game type of heart break

The defense was really missing Diggs, but this is a bounce back spot. Mac Jones wants to quit football after this game

Bill Belichick still has it, so look for Ceedee to have a slow day at the office, which means Brandon Cooks gets his welcome to the Dallas cowboys game.

It’s the under, it’s the cowboys, it’s Cooks props over

Cowboys -6.5 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

Broncos/Dolphins UNDER 43.5 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

Brandin Cooks over 40.5 receiving yards
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

New York Jets @ Kansas City Chiefs 7:15 pm CST
(Chiefs -8.5 O/U 48.5)

Taylor swift is hot and Zach Wilson stinks. Chiefs with the gift of Taylor’s presence

Chiefs -8.5 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

Zabe’s Futures

In this section, I will keep track of any futures that I will be placing for The Blog.

December 11, 2022: CASHED
Georgia to win the NCAAF Championship (-130)
Risk 4 Units to win 3.08

Zabe’s Past

2022 Total (October start): +2.51 Units

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