We fucking did it

One week of gambling in and the blog is ACTUALLY positive.

The issue is, there are plenty of bets I don’t write about, that I lose. So, maybe I should only bet on games I write about?

Naaahhh, that’s boring… After the Last Blog netted +0.69 Units, we are at a grand total of…

+5.4 Units

It’s amazing I am still in the black, incredible really. I haven’t written a blog about “The Bets” in a few days, but I actually have a bet for tonight. I don’t want to force anything, but this is a lock.

Philidelphia @ Houston 7:15 pm CST
(Eagles -14, O/U 45)

Yeah, it’s not the famous Philly team that we have playing in the world series, but this game is an easy pick. All you have to do is take a look at last week.

The Eagles WHOMPED on a shitty Pittsburgh Steelers team and just continued to dominate. They are a freight train that just cannot be stopped. Just look at how easy this is…

AJ Brown literally counted the fools that couldn’t guard him. That was the last play of the game for #25 cause Tomlin benched his ass for the day, seriously.

Also, that was the third time the Eagles ran the same play from that spot on the field, and the third time Brown caught a touchdown. Fucking embarrassing.

Speaking about embarrassing, let’s talk about the Texans. They played against a rookie backup QB, with his best receiver out, and threw ONCE in the first quarter. Yet, Houston could not stop the run. 302 rushing yards on 40 rushing plays is gross.

How demoralizing, as an alpha-male NFL defensive player, to just watch someone run over you 40 times. Humbling.

THAT is why I LOVE the Texans tonight.

To Houston, this is their Super Bowl. Primetime game, against the only undefeated team in the league. Everyone thinks this game is already over before it starts.

Every player on this defense is going to be playing for their job for next year. Everyone is on high alert, and you can’t be the guy that’s dogging it out there.

Also, their best WR tweeting things as if he’s an anxiety teenager that is tired of being picked on at school will only fire up the guys he’s leaving behind.

To Philadelphia, this game doesn’t matter. The city cares about the Phillys, not the Eagles, so nobody will be watching them. And THAT is when you get a shocker close game, a “how the fuck did we only win by 10” type of game.

Too many points, find the +14 at Pointsbet, or FanDuel and take it.

Texans +14 (-107)

Risk 1 Unit to win 0.94

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