*queue basic bitch voice

“It’s 11/11 make a wish!”

Gotta say, I’m gonna make a wish this hot streak keeps heating up

Been a minute since I blogged, life happens but I’m ready for an amazing weekend

After Sunday’s Blog went +1.83 Units we are at….

+11.71 Units

Today I am finally branching out in two sports that I love betting on, College Basketball and Hockey

These are my favorite five bets today, but I will be adding more as the night goes on. If you would like to keep track, follow me on my Action Network mobile page!

UAB Vs. Toledo 4:00 pm CST
(UAB -5.5, O/U 157.5)

Yes, this game started after I wrote the blog, but I tweeted out what side I was on, and that it will be in the blog. So, suck it

This is Barstool Sports’ first opportunity to host a sports invitational in college basketball.

They will have Big Cat and Dave sweating out their bets live on air, while Jake Marsh tries to keep it professional.

The idea of watching them motherfuck these kids while they play basketball cracks me up. I have to bet on both of Barstool’s games today.

Jelly Walker is incredible. The dude may drop 40 so let’s buckle up and ride. For the blog (and to respect the tweet) we are sticking with just the Over of 157.5.

MAC conference is no joke either, Toledo has a shit ton of plays they run and can put up points. I like UAB as well, but just rolling with the over here

UAB/Toledo Over 157.5 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91

Akron Vs. Miss State 6:00 pm CST
(Miss State -6, O/U 127.5)

Again, the Barstool Invitational. They have broken at least 12 language rules on air so far, which apparently they have to follow

Bull shit

Now to the game, I’ve said it once I’ll say it again. MAC is not a conference to snooze at

This honestly should be a pick ‘em in my opinion. Came close to dropping a Daily Double, but not today

Take the points, sprinkle the ML if you dare

Akron +6 (-105)

Risk 1 Unit to win 0.95

Denver @ Boston 6:00 pm CST
(Celtics -4.5, O/U 230.5)

NBA is starting to get rolling, but again is not a real league until at least Christmas

With that being said, I still gotta dip in when I see blasphemy like in the two games I do today

Denver is a better team. Everyone and their mother knows this. So the home court advantage counting for more than two possessions is stupid.

Take. The. Points.

Denver +4.5 (-107)

Risk 1 Unit to win 0.93

Cleveland @ Golden State 6:00 pm CST
(Warriors -2.5, O/U 232)

Cavs are good. Like legit good and should be hoping for an Eastern Conference Finals appearance this year.

Warriors being 4-7 also makes no sense. How are they favorites by 2.5?

Because this is a “welcome to playoff atmosphere” game.

Warriors are going to come out firing, fans screaming.

Meathead pick but let’s ride

Warriors +2.5 (-107)

Bet 1 Unit to win 0.93

Minnesota @ Seattle 9:00 pm CST
(Wild-125, O/U 6)

This is one where I am so confident in and glad to bring it out as my first NHL play of the year

The Kraken are on a winning streak and are playing some great hockey. They have been sleeping in their own beds since Sunday.

Meanwhile, this is the Wild’s third game on the west coast in 4 days. They are exhausted and want to go home.

I will most likely put more than just the one unit on this game, but for now, let’s just call it the one.

Kraken ML (-100)
Bet 1 Unit to win 1

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