The Bets: Thursday 10/27/22

In Yesterday’s Blog, we went 2-1 (Fuck Ben Simmons) for +0.82 Units, bringing The Bets to a total of….

+6.42 Units

… beginners luck is dominating so let’s keep riding it with something that is actually entertaining, NFL

Thursday Night football is such a shitty appetizer to the main course of the main dish that some 66 hours later.

The best part is, I’m sure when Goodell finalized the schedule he looked at this game and thought “Oh I’m giving Jeff a good one here”

Nah, these two teams suck. Brady is washed, old, he’s the hard sock under your bed. Throw that shit out.

Lamar is great sure, but that defense? What the fuck is going on in Baltimore? How many second half leads have they blown this year?

Baltimore is banged up, and Tampa Bay is led by a cum-sock, so what do you bet?

Going in I was just thinking about the half line, but then something happened yesterday that you don’t see too often, a 4 point spread leap in only 24 hours. Bucs went from being +2 home dogs, to now -2 favorites.

This tells me one thing: the sharps, the people that know what they’re doing (like me duh) are going IN on Tampa.

I’m late to the party, but don’t be the square caught betting on poopy pants Jackson

Tampa Bay -2 (-107)

Risk 1 Unit to win 0.93

Last thing that I wanted to talk about is the first half line.

John Harbough is absolutely incredible. He has set his team up for success in all three phases every game. They come out strong and ready to go.

Only problem is, his team actually sucks and the lack of talent ends up biting the Ravens in the ass. So I have a saucy Same Game Parlay that I’m rolling with here

Baltimore 1H ML
Tampa Bay ML (Full game)
+475

Risk .5 Units to win 2.38