The Takes: Tom Brady’s Master Plan is Going Perfectly

This is just embarrassing. What is going on in Brady’s head? Obviously, there are many, many men in this world that have gone through what Tom is going through, a man who makes way less than his significant other getting dumped, and your job performance plummets because of it.

At the end of the day, to Gisele, this is just a side gig for their family. She makes the big bucks and has just let Tom play this fun game because it made him happy. But now that she wanted him to quit and be a dad, and he told her no, they split and she has to watch her husband’s life just melt.

Tom Brady is to Giselle as Spongebob is to Gary

Tom Brady is the best football player who has ever lived, that is universally accepted. But at the end of the day when he gets home to his wife he knows who really brings in the bacon.

But maybe this is all a Brady master plan.

Have an epic implosion in a profession that you are the best ever at, and play at the heartstrings of those who care about you.

Sure she wants to split, but Gisele is still the mother of Tom’s kids and cares about the guy. Maybe Tom knows the only way he can win her back, is by making a public decree of how shitty he has become without her