The Pup: Coach’s Pick for Bengals vs Browns
It’s time… Let this dog be free
To introduce you to Coach, he is my almost 1-year-old puppy. We did that DNA thing, and it turns out, that he has that dog in him
I started Coach’s pick with a few friends on Thursday Night Football, and he fucking sucked. 2-6
Let’s have this Half German Shepherd, Half Pitbull mutt turn things around on Mondays
(If you like this sort of shit, I will gladly let Coach pick every prime-time game. Who knows, maybe he is more of a totals guy anyway)
Let’s start by reviewing the tape: Coach’s Pick 10/31/22
The Pick: Browns +3.5
Now, why did Coach pick the Browns to cover the spread? Let’s take a closer look…
This is the point that “The Bengals -3.5” was introduced…
Notice how his head is up still, he is thinking. Intrigued, but not quite sold
This dog is a hard one to please…
Now, this is the point that “The Browns +3.5” was introduced…
Look at the downward tilt, the raise of the brow. This beast means fuckin’ BUSINESS
That is the look of a predator. He hears “home dog” and just absolutely LOVES it. Coach is not afraid to go with the sharps, and run with the wolves
That is a good boy that already has his mind up, and how do we know he loves this pick so much?
Well, let’s lastly look at his exit angle…
His ENTIRE BODY is facing toward the Bengals! And let’s face it, dogs are lazy. You have to do work to twist your body and change your direction.
But that is what Coach does… He sees what he wants, and he TAKES IT
Coach is riding with the Browns, and thinks you should too
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