The Takes: Georgia Eating Chicken Wings Mid-Game

This has to be one of the most DISRESPECTFUL thing that has EVER happened in a championship game of any kind. Eating wings mid-game? Absolutely hilarious.

The famed man eating the wing is #63 Sedrick Van Pran, a red-shirt sophomore who has started every game for Georgia at Center. I want him on my team.

It’s one thing to ask someone in the stands to get some wings. It’s another to grab a wing, pose for the camera mid-bite, and walk away. Absolute high-class comedy by Sedrick.

And if you’re TCU… How the fuck do you come back from this? Forget the football game and the fact that you’re probably getting shit pumped during this, but to just get laughed at so blatantly.

If you have any self-dignity you’re at least going out and getting a couple of personal fouls! Instead, you just roll over on your belly and ask for some pets.

I don’t endorse going for anyone to hurt them, but not even sending a message back that you won’t be pushed around is just flat-out pathetic.

I did some digging and the history of this game set will astonish you…

Not only was this the biggest Football blow-out since World War 2, but it was also the largest team sports blow-out since the god damn Nazis were defeated.

The only largest blowout in sports history since that time was Secretariat winning the Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths in 1973

So, you’re the biggest disgrace in American Sports History, TCU.

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