The Bets: Sunday 12/18/22
Is this the start of the Minnesota Vikings Super Bowl DVD?
Are the Vikings legit? Like, that was unreal.
But how do you fall down to the Colts 33-0? Jesus Christ, what a comeback
ANYWAY….
The Bills fucked me. You can’t sneak out with a win there. Having THE largest home field advantage and only winning by a last minute field goal is not the best thing in the world, but their final test before the post season will be a big one against the Bengals in a couple weeks.
The blog was at +10.72 and after a terrible double loss on two true daily doubles, the net loss was -1.07 Units bringing The Blog’s total to…
+9.65 Units
WE ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! IT STOPS NOW
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Philadelphia @ Chicago 12:00 pm CST
(Eagles -8.5, O/U 48.5)
This is just a simple game. The “best” team in the league vs. the worst team. Yes, the Chicago Bears are the worst team in the league, and it’s going to be like that for some time.
The Bears don’t even try to be close to winning games. Last game they played against their biggest rivals in the Greenbay, the play calling was meant for a loss. From first and goal on the 15 you run 3 straight run plays, all for 1 yard each, tell me you don’t want touchdowns.
Justin Fields is a loser too. The guy just doesn’t win games.
Guess what? If you let your Quarterback get used to losing, he won’t just become a winner next year.
Bears have fucked up another good situation they had going.
Eagles by 20
Philadelphia -8.5 (-107)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.93
Detroit @ New York (Jets) 12:00 pm CST
(Jets -1.5, O/U 43.5)
This is Zach Wilson’s career on the line. Dude got benched for Mike White and due to an injury by White, Wilson gets his one last chance.
The Jets have a legit good defense. They can beat any team with their defense alone, but god dammit Zach Wilson just sucks so much ass.
Before he was benched, he was the WORST Quarterback in the league, I don’t think that has changed since.
Low scoring game, Lions come out with the win.
DOUBLE play here!
Lions/Jets Under 43.5 (-107)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.93
Lions +1.5 (-107)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.93
Dallas @ Jacksonville 12:00 pm CST
(Cowboys -3.5, O/U 48)
DING! DING! DING!
Daily Double Game!
Dallas was SLEEPING during their game last week vs. the Texans. They did NOT deserve to win that game.
Dak is not the guy. He is not a Super Bowl winning quarterback. You NEED to use him as a game manager, not a gunslinger.
Meanwhile, the Jags are on FIRE
They are slamming their sacks on the table and just running across everyone’s face
So what’s with this line? The cowboys couldn’t be lower, and Jacksonville couldn’t be higher?
It’s because Dallas is going to ROLL in this game.
Jags do this. They are great, then suck. Great, then suck twice in a row.
They will just look awful this game, and the Boys will come out with a double-digit win
Cowboys -3.5 (-110)
Risk 2 Units to win 1.82
Pittsburgh @ Carolina 12:00 pm CST
(Panthers -2.5, O/U 37.5)
This is such a gross game. Both teams are TRASHHHHHHH. In the words of Rico Bosco (I’m sure he didn’t make it up but I’ve heard him say it a bunch) “The money is in the crumbs”
This is a crumb bum game, but the Steelers have given up on their team.
The locker room wants Mason Rudolph to play under center… How low Is that
Surprisingly, Carolina can win their division. They may end up with 10 losses and still win the division. Root for chaos
The NFL is scripted partly, let’s be real. A great script would have this Panthers team winning the division after cutting Baker and firing their coach.
Panthers -2.5 (-107)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.93
Tennessee @ Los Angeles (Chargers) 3:25 pm CST
(Chargers -3, O/U 46.5)
This is just another easy play for me. If you have read more than a few of these blogs you know this spot that I LOVE
The Chargers are on fire, just SPANKED the Dolphins in Prime Time
While the Titans look like frauds. Can you really be fraudulent when everyone knows you’re just plain bad though?
After getting dicked down by the Jags on their home turf, they have to go on the road to face a red-hot Chargers team.
But… BUT there is Mike Vrabel. That man gets his team GOING in spots like this
Don’t be surprised if the Titans win outright, and easily so. It makes no sense, but that’s the NFL!
Titans +3 (-110)
Risk 1 Unit to win 0.91
Zabe’s Futures
In this section, I will keep track of any futures that I will be placing for The Blog.
December 11, 2022:
Georgia to win the NCAAF Championship (-130)
Risk 4 Units to win 3.08
If you have been following along on my Saturday “The Bets” blogs, you will know my opinion on this Georgia team and the other three teams in this playoff. Georgia is just SO much better.
Remember Bama in their hay day? Yeah, that is this team and we are STILL getting decent odds because people don’t want to accept that the playoff system is still non-competitive.
Now, this play DOES count for the blog. If it hits, it will go toward The Blog’s total. If it misses, the -4 will still go towards The Blog’s total.
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